you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
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Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
He shit in the fireplace
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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