worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.
My balls are so social today.
he was CRYING into my vagina
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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