This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
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Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
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We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
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