when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
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you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
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How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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