Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
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