I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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