i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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