Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Operation Purity has been aborted
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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