is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
we're making bets on your personal life
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
Randomize
