is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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