Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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