Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
so let's talk penis.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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