I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
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No more Irish car bombs ever.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
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that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
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