the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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