I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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