Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Are we still banned from the library?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
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