Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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