How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
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True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
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Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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