well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
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Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
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I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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