butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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