is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
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I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
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FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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