her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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