Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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