Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Randomize
