its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
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