..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
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i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
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Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
i think we sleep fucked last night...
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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