I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
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Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
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Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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