I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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