So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
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There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
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I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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