No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Randomize
