I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
i think i have two assholes
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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