; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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