Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
honey bunches of taint.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
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We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
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I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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