people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
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