Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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