He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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