life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
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Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
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Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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