i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
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Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
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You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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