Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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