walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
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i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
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YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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