If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
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