She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
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