I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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