I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Sober January is a disaster.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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