living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
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This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
He called his prostate his "boner button".
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
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If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
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