i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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