a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
It's like God shit irony all over that family
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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