Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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