i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
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Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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