3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
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He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
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I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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