Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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