HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
This beer is not sobering me up at all
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you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
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You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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