Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
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Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
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are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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