marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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