new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
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That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
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Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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