Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Randomize