Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
There r osticjed everywhere
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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