I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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