he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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