I think I just saw someone hide a body.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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