My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
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If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
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No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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