Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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